当前位置: 首页 > 翻译项目 > Quora问答精选 > 奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?

奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?

奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?

原作者:Garly Geehr, 前美国男子游泳队队员

译者:崔晓莹Tracy

免责声明:接下来的信息量可能有点大,不过我只是回答问题罢了啦。

可以说,基本100% 的游泳健将都曾在比赛泳池中尿尿。有些人坚决否认,有些人坦率承认,但其实每个人都试过。

更加有趣的问题是:他们是在什么时候尿的呢?

  • 你可以在混合泳中转换到蛙式的那瞬间尿。而且如果真得尿,你也得在有足够长的滑水中才可以办到。否则你会太紧张,或者,嘿嘿,太专注于比赛而忘了自己在撒尿了。
  • 比赛前也是一个微妙的时间点。这大概要看时机和跳台板颜色的配合了。我可不是开玩笑呢。你肯定会在比赛前早已尿干净,但肾上腺素和紧张的神经总让生理系统变得脆弱敏感,不过你的身体有时就不按常理出牌,就是要再次灌满膀胱折腾你。所以大多泳将无论之前尿得多么滴水不剩,在上赛场前又瞬间达到尿点了。那该怎么解决燃眉之急呢?嘿嘿,一般的做法就是在踏上跳台板的瞬间一泄而下。当尿液渐渐漫上跳台板,这真是个微妙的瞬间呀。(剩下的自行脑补吧……)
  • 热身/练习的时候,想尿就尿。作为一个游泳运动员,你就得习惯在尿中畅泳。我有个队友每次在水中排尿时总会广告四方:“我尿了!”虽然很恶心,但她给我们做出了警告,不要在她身边游过。但很肯定是我也曾在某些刚为膀胱减负的人后面无辜地游过。

水底摄影机能够拍下这个瞬间吗?即便是游泳运动员在奥运会比赛中尿尿了(实际他们没有),但还是不可能拍下来的。唯一能够知道他们是否在池中尿尿的方法,要不就是他们豪迈地告诉你,要不就是他们真的脱水了坐在池边随心而尿。尿液在水中扩散得很快,特别当你在游动时就扩散得更快了。(从未在那种水中放置碰到尿液便转为亮色的化学物质的泳池中游泳过,倒很想见识一下那场景呀……)

原文地址

英文原文:

Disclaimer: This is about to get into TMI territory, but hey, I’m just answering the question…

Nearly 100% of elite competitive swimmers pee in the pool. Regularly. Some deny it, some proudly embrace it, but everyone does.

The more interesting question is *when* does said peeing happen?

  • Just about the only time you can get away with peeing during a race is during a breaststroke pullout. You spend enough time gliding that if you really gotta go, you probably could. Otherwise, you’re too tense and too, well, busy to even think about peeing.
  • Before a race is an interesting time. It depends on the meet and to some extent the color of the pool deck. I kid you not. You always try to pee before you swim, but sometimes your body defies logic and finds a way to refill your bladder just to spite you. Adrenaline and nerves wreak havoc on your system, and I knew tons of other swimmers that always, regardless of prior planning, had to pee right before a race. What to do if you’re desperate? Well, it’s not uncommon to splash yourself before you climb up on the blocks, so that extra liquid on yourself and the pool deck affords you an interesting opportunity. (I’ll let you finish the rest of that thought.)
  • Warmup/practice – totally free reign. As a swimmer, you just have to accept that you’re swimming in pee. I had a teammate that would sit on the wall and announce “I’m peeing!” which was… disgusting… but at least she warned us. I’m sure I’ve swum directly behind people who were just letting it all out.

As to the underwater cameras catching it – even if Olympic swimmers peed during their races, which they don’t – there’s just no way. The only way you can really tell if someone’s peeing in the pool is if they announce it to you or they’re really dehydrated/sitting in one spot while they go. It diffuses pretty quickly, and if you’re moving, it diffuses even faster. (Never been in a pool where they use those chemicals that makes pee turn bright colors, but have always wondered…)

奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?
本作品采用知识共享署名-非商业性使用-禁止演绎进行许可。

欢迎关注我们的微信公众账号:iDeal翻译组。我们会为大家推送精选的翻译作品。

奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?

奥运会或其它比赛上的游泳运动员会在泳池里尿尿么?:等您坐沙发呢!

发表评论

表情
还能输入210个字